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[teetheyes]

Don't. Touch. Me.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fuck you and the dick you rode on. Sorry, do you have one?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Not today, no. Heh. I've never been one to look at you that way, Cori but I guess this means you're hot shit.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Hands off the fucking merchandise, snake.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be incest?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Would that stop you?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't appreciate it. No fun to be had.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You know me too fucking well.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Blah blah friendship. I know.

The good news is that I'm not a man.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

For once.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I'm not that masculine, Cori. It's just the bitches around here are such pussies by comparison.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I can't argue there.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

So, hypothetically of course, being driven to commit incest would be understandable.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

We look like twins, even a porn contract in six figures wouldn't do it.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

That's a lot of money. Hypothetical money.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yeah well I call them like I see them.