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[teetheyes]

Can someone take care of the goldfish? I don't think I'll be home often enough.



Candidates planning to eat him need not apply.

[ooc: Just at midnight? Coincidence?? Yes, the fish is mad that he made Blue sad.]

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

There's nothing else to say. I told him I didn't want to "break up", jesus.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

And I told you that if you hurt his feelings I'd kick your ass.

What is with men? Do you people do these things because you want me to strangle you? You're all nothing but a pain in the ass. I don't know why I even put up with you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He's reading me the wrong way.

My charm and razor sharp wit.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Your charm and razor sharp wit is worth shit right about now.

I bet he could read you better if you weren't acting like such an idiot. Except, oh, wait. That's standard. Men.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you telling him I'm a cheap son of a bitch too?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Why would I tell him that?

That reminds me, I need milk.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

What?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Milk?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I need milk. So what?

We're not going to talk about milk, here.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Why'd you do it?

I hope you've got a good reason. I really don't want to beat your ass.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I didn't think so.

We just need it all right?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You need it like I need a toothache.

Tell me why. Why can't you just let yourself be happy, Cori? Why do you have to question it left and right?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't want to answer that right now.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You have to or I'll hit you.

I really shouldn't have painted my nails today.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What color?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Red. But, you know, now that I think about it, something like green or orange might've been nice. Anything but blue. I haven't actually painted anything blue in almost three years.

...Stop asking stupid questions!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Why not black?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Because red will blend better when I break your nose.

Not that I want to. That's just how it--what the fuck is going on?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fuck if I know. Aren't you running your mouth as usual?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to say that! Of course I want to hit you. I warned you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Mm, yeah you did.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I should hit you for putting yourself through this shit before I hit you for doing this shit to Blue. Maybe it would knock some sense into you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Listen he couldn't understand what the fuck I was saying.