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[teetheyes]

Vnthrifty louelineſſe why doſt thou ſpend,
Vpon thy ſelfe thy beauties legacy?
Natures bequeſt giues nothing but doth lend,
And being franck ſhe lends to thoſe are free:
Then beautious nigard why dooſt thou abuſe,
The bountious largeſſe giuen thee to giue?
Profitles vſerer why dooſt thou vſe
So great a ſumme of ſummes yet can'ſt not liue?
For hauing traffike with thy ſelfe alone,
Thou of thy ſelfe thy ſweet ſelfe doſt deceaue,
Then how when nature calls thee to be gone,
What acceptable Audit can'ſt thou leaue?

Thy vnuſ'd beauty muſt be tomb'd with thee,
Which vſed liues th'executor to be.

Chin up, bitter singles, even Shakespeare got pissed that Marlowe got ass.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Is that a complaint?

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Nah. Keeps things interestin'.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So how're things on Gilligan's Island?

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Don't know. I ain't on it no more.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That was fast. Who did you threaten?

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Ain't had to threaten no one. People be helpful here. It's kind of worrying.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Isn't that a trip huh.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

It sure ain't what I used to.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

At least you know where you stand with cops and the KKK. That makes this shithole far more dangerous.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Nah, cops can be devious folk sometimes. Dealers, too.

But at least none of them secretly vampires or monsters in disguise.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You've gotten over that pretty quick though.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

If I don't, one of 'em likely to kill me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

If they don't try to belittle your mortal and mundane world first.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Like I care what they think of my world.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

See it's to your advantage that they talk and talk about superiority. You've got time to put a bullet through their liver or just run.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

Do they now? You right about that: sounds like I got an advantage there.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Ask Rosiel about his garters. It works all the time.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

I think that ain't something I need to know about.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He'll show them liberally.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

And...Rosiel's an angel...right?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

An "angel", at one point he was mostly jello. True story.

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

This place is confusing, yo.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Orange flavored too.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...my biography, as per your narration, is excruciatingly lacking, Corinthian. Perhaps we should include the many moments of your personal humiliation, Professor.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You bounced out of my class. Who's the humiliated one there?