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[teetheyes]

Very.

Fucking.

Funny.



At least Delilah can get some nice new tires.

Private to Lee

Hey uh.... sorry.

[ooc: Welfare Check thanks to this.]

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Dolphin, sea lion, bat ray, whatever.

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

What's a bat ray?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

They lurk in the sand and if you step on them they kill you.

[ooc: Obvious libel on the bat ray species.]

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

...All right then.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Did you eat one? I hear they're poisonous too.

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of them.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I guess we'll never know if you did. I hope you have a strong stomach..

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

...Oh, you think I caught things out in the wild?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Hell I would.

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

Well, that's nice. I didn't have to.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You weren't playing with beach balls were you?

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

Hell no. They were soccer balls.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fullback, midfield, or forward?

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know. That's just what the kids threw to me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... You were caught by a circus?

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

No. Some kids saved me from some dogs.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Cruelty to animals is a pretty nasty crime.

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

I don't think I could prosecute the dogs.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

In this City I'm pretty sure it's possible.

[mildlyreckless.livejournal.com]

Anything's possible - see above post.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... Hah hah hah.