teetheyes: (Radio Host Microphone)
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No you press the… it's on?

[A little shuffling.]

Terrorism. What's the agenda, I failed to catch it when they forgot to spraypaint anarchy on the walls. You'd think--

[The microphone shakes.]

… You'd think they'd let us in on their demands, their worldview. We didn't even get a piece of work reflecting the social decay of society from them. Are you Wardens sure it was terrorism and not one big prank? The world moves on. We dismiss statutory rape on a technicality. We cock a brow at the static and--

[Scrrtch. Thunk. Roll roll. Scrrtch.]

We're all fucking animals under our skins that's all goodnight.

Durex. We've got you covered.

Wrong board. Hit the--

Today's Playlist:
"Wild Thing" The Troggs
"Love Cats" The Cure
"Hound Dog" Elvis
"Bad Fish" Sublime
"The Bad Touch" Bloodhound Gang

[ooc: Mod-approved! Songs are played between bits of dialogue. As far as the radio host is concerned, Cori's speaking anonymously and that applies to the written transcriptions on his LJ. It's just easier and more efficient to put them here instead of creating a 'ghost' account. So please consider Radio Entries as anonymous and any spam here will be answered by anonymous. Thanks guys ♥]

Date: 2008-02-04 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
People remember the most random shit from their childhood, believe me.

I bet it is embarrassing. Teacup poodle or something.

Date: 2008-02-04 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Do I sound like I'm wagging?

Date: 2008-02-04 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
It sounds like you're knocking shit over. Kitten?

Mouse?

Date: 2008-02-04 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
You aren't exactly giving out hints.

Date: 2008-02-04 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I know what this is. You've got a game in mind to discern my real identity. Okay I can play.

Think cold.

Date: 2008-02-04 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
All I really wanted was a good laugh, but if you wanna play that way, alright.

Walrus. Penguin. Seal. Say it's a walrus.

Date: 2008-02-04 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
All wrong. Sorry.

Think cold, think a cave.

Date: 2008-02-04 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
How do I know you aren't just giving me bullshit clues?

Date: 2008-02-04 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Would I lie to you?

Come on, cold, cave. I like the dark.

Date: 2008-02-04 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Are you extinct? Well, depending on when you come from, how about endangered?

Date: 2008-02-04 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You could say endangered yeah. I'm not that big either.

Date: 2008-02-04 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
I'm not a goddamn zoologist, you know.

Date: 2008-02-04 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Give me a break, it's pretty simple. A cave dwelling winter hardy nocturnal mammal. Humor me one more guess.

1/ an eventual 2

Date: 2008-02-04 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Simple for you, since you get to look at yourself. For all I know you're inventing species.

Calm down and just... let me think.

Date: 2008-02-04 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
...I give up.

Tell anyone I said that and I'll find you and hit you.

Date: 2008-02-04 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You can't.

I'm the goddamn Batman.

Date: 2008-02-04 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glock30.livejournal.com
Fuck you.

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