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I used to tend in New York City, and you know what's the hardest part about being a bartender? It's figuring out who's drunk and who's just plain stupid.

Date: 2007-12-20 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
It doesn't count if they died doing something stupid while drunk, Morgan.

Date: 2007-12-20 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Do elaborate.

Date: 2007-12-20 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com
I mean I've seen my share of both the drunk and stupid, and it seems pretty easy to differentiate.

Date: 2007-12-20 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Tell me more. Tell me a story.

Date: 2007-12-20 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com
A man who goes into a bar and gets trashed, then grabs his keys and plans on driving home.

The punchline, he had just got off on drunk driving charges-where he killed a young girl in a car wreck.

Drunk? Most certainly. Stupid? Very much so.
Edited Date: 2007-12-20 04:46 am (UTC)

Date: 2007-12-20 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Give me a story where a man does that sober.

Date: 2007-12-20 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com
The man was sober when deciding to go into a bar.

Date: 2007-12-20 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Oh I see now. We're discussing self-control.

Date: 2007-12-20 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com
It's all about self control.

Date: 2007-12-20 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com
Wouldn't you like to know?

Date: 2007-12-20 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
You're a tease if you don't indulge me.

Date: 2007-12-20 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com
It wouldn't have been the first time you've called me that.

Date: 2007-12-20 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com
I'm surprisingly ok with it.

Date: 2007-12-20 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
It makes you far more interesting than many others, and at the same time a stubborn asshole.

Date: 2007-12-20 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com
Is it weird that I'm ok with that, too?

Date: 2007-12-20 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
No. I kind of expected it.

Date: 2007-12-20 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Would it disappoint you if I didn't?

Date: 2007-12-20 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com
I'm not sure, actually.

Why, would you want me to be disappointed?

Date: 2007-12-20 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
No, then I'd be really disappointed.

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From: [identity profile] dark-passenger.livejournal.com - Date: 2007-12-20 06:39 am (UTC) - Expand

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