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[teetheyes]

A warm fire, a nice bar, and a perky set of tits don't make for a smooth night.

Damages: 3 Indigos, 2 Violets, 1 Green.

Revelations: Priceless.

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[pitfallen.livejournal.com]

Actually, I probably wouldn't have gotten away if the fall hadn't messed up the bastard's aim. He was swinging around this megaton-bomb-in-toy-ray-gun-form thing like a fitful toddler. Ran into him once or twice after that whenever we were out gathering support for our organization.

Tch. All we ever did was preach to the masses. Some people. There are so many better ways to complain. Not that I wouldn't have tried to beat the tar out of him anyway, but still.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What the hell kind of world did you live in.

[pitfallen.livejournal.com]

Japan.

Why does everyone keep asking me that?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I've been there. There's no room for a megaton-bomb-in-toy-ray-gun-form.

[pitfallen.livejournal.com]

I exaggerate slightly, but the damn thing was like a portable tank canon. 'Cept it was more like a laser. Actually, it looked like some cheap sci-fi movie prop.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Man in a mascot suit.

[pitfallen.livejournal.com]

Kinda looked like that. I woulda thought it was a fake if the guy hadn't FALLEN ON ME FROM SOME FIFTY STORIES UP, ENCASED IN A STATUE.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Russian satellite.

[pitfallen.livejournal.com]

The Russians can't speak Japanese.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Translators.

[pitfallen.livejournal.com]

There was only the one of him. And he was acting like something out of a kid's cartoon show or something.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it wasn't drugs?

[pitfallen.livejournal.com]

Mostly. I made sure to eat only from my own plate that morning. Not to mention the fact that the pain was very, very real.