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[teetheyes]

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The obvious one would be Asinine Asshole Agitator.

I prefer Alcoholic.

Courtesy of Dr. House: Apathetic.
Courtesy of Elle: Abominable.
Courtesy of Anita: Arrogance.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't know if that counts when you're batty.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Wasn't batty. It was the most fucking sane I'd ever been in my life.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're still pretty sane to me, though how much that matters coming from a nightmare is anyone's guess.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Cor. You're not bad for a fucking queer nightmare.

Shit stinks, you die, come back to life, die again, and then end up coming back to life again. Fuck if I understand it.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're one of the few people who's ever said that to my face.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Most people are either cowards or fucking hypocrites. Can't see what's in front of their faces.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I think the teeth eyes cause the body to pull the balls back in.

Where's your date?

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

That's only because you haven't seen my eyes yet.

Doing her fucking hair?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's all right, considering that means you owe me a favor.

... Women.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

The amount of favors I owe you, I'm going to end up owing you a fucking blowjob by the end of the week.

I love them.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're fortunate I don't always come to collect.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

That's for the best, I give piss poor blowjobs.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I don't.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Your boys tell you that, or is it just ego talking?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

My men tell me that. My boys usually black out.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

If I'm ever aching to go queer, I'll come to you, first.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Only if you buy dinner.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Then I'll never be a faggot, the money's all gone.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're lucky I'm employed.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

What are you now, my fucking pimp?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I prefer the term steward.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Good enough.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Or in the spirit of this curse; your Auxiliary Aide.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

You're just a fucking wanker.