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[teetheyes]

Cry cry cry.

Bitch bitch bitch.

Moan moan moan.

---Cut here.---

"It's too big."

Hm. Out of cigarettes already.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Some Japanese jackass let the fuckin' cat out of the fuckin' bag, Jaysis.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I thought as much. At least the jackass finds you amicable.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn' he? I'm a fuckin' load o' laughs.

I don't even have some complex where I act like a fucking poof or nothin'.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Those bastards are a dime a dozen, you'll get used to it or blow your head off trying.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Funny story, that.

So now that you know, what's the deal with the teeth?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You'll have to take a shot for every time you say "No shit."

[He slides a shot glass across the table and breaks open... the SoCo.]

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Deal.

You'll have to restock it, I called your cocksucking angel an ugly bastard.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

There's more SoCo in this city than there are vampire bats.

[Another glass, and he fills both.]

I'm a nightmare.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

...for fuckin' real?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's synonymous with "No shit." Drink.

Yes.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

[drinks]

So the teeth are supposed to scare people?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

My maker never really explained that part. I wonder if he had a teeth fetish, but I keep those thoughts to myself.

Who or what made you?

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

A protestant and an catholic.

Oh, and some fuckin' hag on the side of the road.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You're shitting me. That makes you a bastard doesn't it?

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

[pushes the SoCo Cori's way]

Cor, I'm a fuckin' asshole, a bleedin' idiot, a jackass and a wanker. Bastard's the least of my fuckin' issues.

I was thought I had gone pissin' mad when I fuckin' woke up.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[He takes the shot to the back of the throat, nice Southern burn there.]

I thought the same when I grew eyes, once.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

So you obey some higher power or are you just a random escaped nightmare from some guy with a tooth fetish?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I kneel to Dream of the Endless, my Lord and Master. I escaped once, and I was punished.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

He an okay bloke?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[A moderate wave of his hand.]

A bit somber and strict when necessary.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Better than a hag on the side of the road, Cor.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

At least no one owns you now.

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

Paid back all my debts before I got here.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Not yet.

[He refills Cassidy's glass.]

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[beer-over-blood.livejournal.com]

[drinks]

I bought you your drink, you fuckin' cheapskate arsehole.