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[teetheyes]

Eye sugar, how come you taste so good?

Comments

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

No allegations. Just the question 'are the rumours true?'. It's not a matter of guilty or innocent, just a matter of true and false.

So, are the rumours true?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You've barely scratched the surface; for one you'd have to elaborate on these rumours. Which?

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

That you have a penchant for the removal and consumption of human ocular organs.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

100% true.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

Thank you, sir. That is all I wanted to know.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Where have you been all this time to not know.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

It was never explicitly stated, nor did I feel the need to enquire--until today. Hence my assumption that what is actually common knowledge was rumour and speculation. A fact such as this is one I would have expected to be kept more under wraps.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I have teeth for eyes, boy. There's only so much you can conceal when you have the job of being me.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. I plead a lack of attention.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You'll regret not maintaining that motion.

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

Is that advice or a threat?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Whichever helps you sleep at night.