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[teetheyes]

I'm sitting at the cyber café practically naked while John discovers the joys of espresso. I've got a few words for the City.

Fuck.

All.

Of.

You.

Now where's my god damned bike.

Comments

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Paycheck, times sure fucking change quickly around here. I hijacked mine.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

I heard you guys didn't have money until recently.

Whatever works. Ducati's are sweet, I hope you get yours back.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's right, the whole near year I spent in this dump prior to mid August money wasn't an issue except in the Underground.

Thanks, I will get Delilah back.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Where have you been since mid-August?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

London, UK, year 2007.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

...you didn't by chance watch any television, did you?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

A little bit, but not much LOST.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Lost is a piece of crap anyway.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Then there was The Invasion, but we really didn't watch anything. Looking for news from home?

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess. I'm from Vancouver, same time.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Seven senior staff of the Department of Justice for the US government resigned?

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Canadian, so don't really care. But thanks anyway, Corinthian.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Your country keeps trying to take over the Arctic?

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

I guess someone has to. So.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That begs the question why. Is there something up there? Competition with Russia getting a little heated?

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Oil? Goods? The world's supply of ice cubes? Who knows. I think the PM is probably just bored.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Aliens.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

....yeah.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes I'm fucking with you. I mean they exist, but I'm not one of them.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Then...uh, what are you?

I mean, I try not to run screaming from guys who seem cool and ride awesome bikes, but the eyes, not gonna lie, they're freaking me out just a touch.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

They're mouths. Yes they eat. Yes I brush them. Yes they bite, hard.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind. Wasn't planning on getting my fingers near them.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Smart of you, Lee. You have nice eyes.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Thanks.