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[teetheyes]

I'm sitting at the cyber café practically naked while John discovers the joys of espresso. I've got a few words for the City.

Fuck.

All.

Of.

You.

Now where's my god damned bike.

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[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I paid half of the rent for--let me think. You were gone rather long. I say half because your apartment manager has some dirty laundry.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I thought you missed us.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You silly little bitch, can't I have any fun?

Of course, I missed you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Then, keys please.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Did you miss me, Cori?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes I missed you Elle, I missed your intelligence and beauty and the skill with which you swing your sword with the grace of a crane and the power of a tiger.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I could kiss you.

I put a cute little penis keychain on the key. I guess you can keep it.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Does it vibrate?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

No. I'm afraid not. It's silver though. Rather heavy.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Why silver? Want to keep me away?

It won't work now.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Don't flatter yourself. I thought you were gone for good. It found it shopping one day and I thought it was fitting.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Thanks. You still at the same place? We'll drop by to collect.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Same place. I'll be waiting. I don't work tonight.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Great. Don't be surprised or anything, I don't tan very well.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

You? Tan?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No, I'm white as a sheet I mean.

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're meant to be tan. Ever. Vacation or not.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

And what do you have to say to me, John?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Flattery? A gentlemanly kiss on the hand?

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

Better than nothing, pick one. I'd think you'd be inspired by my kindness.