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[teetheyes]

I'm sitting at the cyber café practically naked while John discovers the joys of espresso. I've got a few words for the City.

Fuck.

All.

Of.

You.

Now where's my god damned bike.

Comments

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

I meant your eyes, man. Someone fucked up.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Ever tasted pure oblivion?

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

That depends, was it in pill form?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

He won't bite off my tongue.

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

Not sure I follow.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

The teeth are real. You can offer him a finger if you'd like.

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

Fuck that this finger is MINE, man!

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

He's not just limited to fingers.

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

I'm a doctor of journalism, man. Show some respect.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I assure you it was intentional upon creation.

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

Not sure I'm high enough yet to understand.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Have you ever used playdoh?

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

Don't change the subject on me, man.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's part of the explanation. Nevermind.