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[teetheyes]

[ooc: A true test of might, voice post left on so a few of the ladies can witness the atrocity.]

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[lusting_heart]

It that is what is considered change then yes.

Quite well as of late. My master has been more attentive moreso then before. I do believe this place is changing him.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know how you define attentive? Especially with all the competition flying its way into this place.

[lusting_heart]

Hmm. I'm certainly you can figure out my meaning. I'm not such a difficult creature to please. Actually the competition has been dropping like flies yet I still remain.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So what's the secret to bat extermination in this City if I may ask.

[lusting_heart]

That I would not know. I haven't had to exterminate any. I haven't had to exterminate much of anything. This place tends to be beat me too it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a lucky lady, but idle hands makes you a bit of a rusty fuck.

[lusting_heart]

Perhaps. Or perhaps I keep my idle hands busy elsewhere~.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

How does he get anything besides you done?

[lusting_heart]

Ah but most seem to forget that it is I who is there for his bidding. He is my Master after all.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I guess the rest of that marriage contract is just a perk.

[lusting_heart]

Being his Bride means I am treasured and belong to him but we are not actually married. So there is no marriage contract. Not that I mind I know my Master loves me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... You straight types always confuse me.

[lusting_heart]

'Straight types'? What does that mean?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Heterosexual? Breeder? Bearer of crotchfruit?

[ooc: Oh this is going to get lulzy XD]

[lusting_heart]

I'm afraid I don't follow. Crotchfruit? And what does that have to do with a breeder?


[ooc; I'm pretty much already snickering here. She's pretty clueless when it comes to modern lingo. XD]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you prone to riding the Eiffel Tower or digging through the Mariana Trench?

[ooc: He's trying, I think!]

[lusting_heart]

...what?

[ooc; *is ded* XD <333]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... If your Master told you to pleasure either another gentleman or another lady, would you?

[ooc: He's catching on to Roxulasexual XD]

[lusting_heart]

Yes, sometimes seduction is necessary to lure prey in.

[ooc; lol, She's too oblivious for her own good. XD]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yeah I thought so, that's still a nice set up. I'm a fag.

[ooc: Ho ho it's cute XD]

[lusting_heart]

...Right. I am not entirely sure what 'fag' means though... I have a feeling this conversation could go in circles so I shall not inquire further.

[ooc; At this point she confused enough not to ask any more questions. Since it just leads to more questions. XD ]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I like to suck cock. Don't worry, it's only mildly contagious.

[ooc: If she asks what that means Cori will feel like a phailure!]

[lusting_heart]

...Considering the subject matter of this conversation I'm going to assume 'Cock' is some sort of sexual euphemism and does not mean you go about sucking on roosters.

...So you prefer to be with men?

[ooc; While she is oblivious enough to still not get it. I'm not cruel enough to do that to Cori so she mildly is starting to get it. XD]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And definitely not hens either.

'Prefer' is an understatement.

[ooc: Lulz his reputation as Professor of Hole Ethics is at stake XD]