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[teetheyes]

[His voice bellows from the speakers with a crisp tone.]

Is this thing on--that's better.

[The nightmare clears his throat, then whistles a melody.]

Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note.

Don't worry. Be happy.

In every life we have some trouble, when you worry you make it double.

Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry, be happy now.

Woooo ooo ooo ooooh ooh ooh ooh ooo ooo ooo ooooh...

Wooh ooh ooh ooo ooo ooo ooooh...

Wooh ooh ooh ooo ooooh.

[ooc: Blame this. Cori will be singing the entire song over and over and over from a state of the art karaoke system on the roof of their apartment building. Please join in if your characters wish to battle the Dust Witch. I'm sorry Poly. ((Halted due to a wrestle by midnight!))]

Comments

[crehador.livejournal.com]

...encore?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Head Dragon Lady?

[crehador.livejournal.com]

...I don't know whether to be offended in my quality as a Frenchman, industry connoisseur, or plain hard worker for all and any sides of the fence.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Being the revolving door for the British and the Germans does show tenacity.

[crehador.livejournal.com]

You timing yourself to La Marseillaise, mate?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Die Wacht am Rhein is too gutteral and God Save the Queen too sober.

[crehador.livejournal.com]

Nothing like a good aux armes for those up, down, up, down, up-down movements, is there, old man?

[crehador.livejournal.com]

...you're a bit expired for the market, but there's potential for you yet, some of them prefer men of experience...

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm a professor, never the student. Your people can come to me if they wish but I'm no miracle worker. Fair warning.

[crehador.livejournal.com]

...who'd you school under?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The Corinthian. The first one.

[crehador.livejournal.com]

Fancy that, old man. They do have their say about the Greeks.

...so how do you intend to reinstate your preciously tarnished reputations, do right by me, pay your dues, etcetera etcetera etcetera?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

By grading your ethics. From the cut of your jib it's apparent your tongue never digs too deeply lest you scratch the maidenhead and your lips are one for always shortstroking the mast.

The result is a C; Compensating.

[crehador.livejournal.com]

Returning the diagnosis: by the power of your lungs, you're accustomed to extended sessions of nipping or suction, or may or may not have starred in a fair number of interesting theater productions. The sarcasm is clearly a result of having been horribly betrayed in love, with the rough exterior hiding a delicate, sensitive soul that's presently whimpering to know protection.

...oh, and you're an old man, entailing the verdict - W; Withering.

[crehador.livejournal.com]

How did I do ?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

A valiant attempt to change your grade. A C+ for the boy, I would have expected you to offer favors over a legitimate rewrite. But check your sources next time; I don't need to use condoms anymore.

[ooc: Going to sister's again, but will be back tonight!]