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[teetheyes]

As promised, this is for you.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I sent him to you with a cock in a box, did I not? Was Katan ever so displeased?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Katan...?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Start masturbating already.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...and before you indulge in a deep, meaningful, statistically and graphically supported analysis on the properties and general advantages of lubrication, allow me to inquire as to the general state of several other bottles within your care. The cherry-shade types, to keep with the analogy.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Chilled and filled with Vitamin C to keep it from gelling. They're in good hands, Rosiel. Why would you doubt otherwise?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...far from me the thought. Merely inquiring bcause of the possibility of delicate transactions within the immediate future...

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Would this be regarding the receiver of said transactions or the precautions required during transport of the product.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...hmmmmmm. I rather don't know. How far can you trust vampires ~ ~ ?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh Christ. You asked me to store this shit for your pet, don't fucking advertise it to the bats.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

But if vampires become my pets, doesn't that somehow still abide by our original contractual premise ~ ?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

There are only so many bottles left to go around, but that's what you're counting on, isn't it.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Why, Corinthian - you know I'm good for vintage.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Just a reminder, Rosiel, this shit'll spoil 5 days after I decide to thaw it. Will you be giving me a reason to do that?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

But Cori~dahling... God recommended sharing... is it so very wrong of us to come to the aid of vampiric brethren in need?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Like I said, the product is yours, I'm just a fixer. Don't fuck with my operation and I won't have to be rude to your clients, you know how crude I can be.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Hardly as if I'm sending them to knock your door down, darling ~

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...wait...

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...does anything of a door's semblance even still lie within your possession, or have all such surfaces been damage during amorous liaisons?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The front door's intact, the bathroom door on the other hand... Either way, leaving it open invites one to conserve water. Why, Rosiel? Are you looking for creative ideas now that you've got your lieutenant?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Heavens, no, merely producing the conversational means to distract you from previous matters of dispute.

For all my inquiries, I come to the Master.