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[teetheyes]

no (adv.):
1. used to express refusal, denial, disbelief, emphasis, or disagreement

Considering the dream I saw you having last night, Mars Eskara, I don't think you've ever learned the word. I'd ask you to tell me, how did Yuuji not bleed while you were parting his ass without the lube, but I know fantasy defies physics. I didn't stay for the rest, did you have a good time?

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[glock30.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's that shit-eating grin and the sunglasses.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Some call it licentious rakish charm.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I just call it a walking nightmare. Literally.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And the best looking one you've ever seen.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Carrying around the biggest mess.

You mean to tell me you had nothing to do with that little dream of his?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Just a little voyeur action, eh?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Can't help what I see.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Pervert.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Curious.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You know what they say about that.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I've done it twice now.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Third time could be a charm.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And felines have nine.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

So that mess you left on my carpet was a hairball.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I've got to watch my fiber intake.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

And quit licking yourself.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Impossible.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Just like I said. Pervert.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be like me to deny it.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Or stop pushing it on to everyone else, apparently.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Come on, your man with the wafro has to have a wild side too.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

But you don't see me preaching about it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

So sue me for having a little pride.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll just take a leaf out of your book.