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[teetheyes]

Shit, now we'll never hear the fucking end of Sparta or Rome or Legoland or wherever the hell he comes from.

This should have been the formula tonight.

=

NOT THIS.

I BLAME YOU.
(You're a bad kisser too.)

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[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

But Cori-dahling, what is this banter ~ ? Here I, come to make ammends! Why, have I not told you how much I utterly appreciate the generous, educational, profoundly touching service you make mankind? How I esteem your efficiency? How I value your astute character? Your loyal, commanding, inspiring air? Your sacred wit? The lovely shade of white of your eyes ~ ?

1/3

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Necessary for the survival of the brand.

Shit you weren't kidding about God using you as an example to set the standard.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

How much of a cut do I get?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Corinthian, would I ever play myself the sycophant in order to prologue the introduction of some ragged transaction that need be men --

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you were a comedian.

Try again.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

You intend to demean ourselves through this vile process of... hassling?!

...22%. Angelic charity, Corinthian!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's called haggling, don't avoid it because it has the word "hag" in it.

I think you can do better.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Waaah... you're ripping the boa off my back, you know!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Turkey down or ostrich?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

32% BECAUSE I CHRISTENED YOUR CHILDREN!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

35% because you referred to my having children.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...fine.

Now, since this vulgar detail has conclusively been ever so subtly attended - may I draw your inexistent eyes to the oh-far-less-intriguing, I understand completely, affair of your contribution ~ ?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do elaborate, I have time on my hands.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Joshua, such a sweet child... yet cannot cook at all. To think. His food goes all bad.

A professional chef could assist with such matters of refrigeration, yes ~ ?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

How large, how fresh, how badly does he leave a trail?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...don't know, quite yet. Quantity up for... auction.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Liquid or solid? I assume the boy knows the difference.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no. Not his source at all. He's... stained too much tapestry. Other means, other means... prettier.

Still care for the 35% ~ ? Might get i~cky.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well then, 35% of what?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

I'm offering 35% of what's on the table - take it or leave it.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't do me well at all if what was on the table was air... or garters. Spit it out, angel.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Too much fat on the thigh? Why Cori-darling - work it out.

...blood.