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[teetheyes]

Attention, your grades have been posted.

Elle Driver
Faye Valentine

You both received the highest marks in the course with a B. I repeat, a B.

The rest of you sorry lot run the gamut from C+ to F-, congratulations, you've lowered my standards.

Don't forget to ask your date to put out ethically.

Comments

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I guess I can't complain. Even if I did spend countless, precious minutes trying to come up with my answer.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Although you certainly had a thesis your arguments were lacking in solid evidence to support them. You passed, that's enough.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought I should have included a visual. A B's a B, though.

So, Professor, going to the big shin-dig tonight?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

A visual would have raised your score by only half. I expound the usage of words to paint your pictures.

I'm chaperoning, I don't have a choice.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what they say about hindsight.

Bringing a date?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No, but who's the lucky man who escorting you?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You mean you don't know?

I thought it was you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's not illegal is it? I haven't even purchased a corsage.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Well then you better hurry. Time is flowers here, sir.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I couldn't possibly be the only one buying flowers for you. What kind of floral scam are you running, Ms. Valentine?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

When you call it scam it seems like such a dirty operation.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And doesn't that appeal to you.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Just what do you take me for here, professor? Some kind of con artist?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You received one of the two highest marks in my class. Of course I take you for a con artist.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I was just going for diligent and hard-working.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You have to be both to be an artist, but you have to be smart to add the con.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Which is why I strived for the A.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You did your best, but my standards are a cut above the rest.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Exactly why I expect your flowers to be the brightest. I'm wearing black so it shouldn't be too hard to match.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

There's a crimson amaryllis with your name on it then.

[ooc: For rlz homes, Cori left a red amaryllis corsage with Faye's name on it at the reception counter.]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Good choice. I really should've asked you sooner.



((ooc: Cori better watch himself. Faye'll jump him. If he makes it through his double-date dinner with the history department. XDDDD))

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[ooc: ZOMG the secret is out (of the closet).]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

((ooc: or the teachers' lounge.))

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

Attending?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I was drafted to 'chaperone', I have to.

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

You don't sound too excited.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Another year another prom, what's there to be excited about?

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

Dancing?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll watch you dance as an example.

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

Leaving me all alone?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Does your insurance cover two left feet?

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

No need to worry with me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

What if I simply pay you my sincerest compliments once I see you traverse the floor in whatever sophisticated ensemble you'll be wearing?

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

If that's really what you want..

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I insist, Yuuko.

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

Well then, I will have to make sure that I wear something stunning.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll keep my eyes peeled for you.

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

I should like to think I'll be impossible to miss ♥

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

...You're kidding right?

That good?

Does this fix the rest of the years fuck---

[venomouselle.livejournal.com]

...What was I doing?