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[teetheyes]

Heeeey guys its your resident nightmare.... you know I like humans right? I'm not being a dicvk to be a dick... He made me liek that so no one would call HIM a dick seriosly. Hay John need to talk to you man, I don't love you or sowmrthing but yeah. Afte rI throw up.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Right. Honestly I wouldn't know, I can't remember that far back. Where'd you come from then?

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

That mean you moved from there, then?

I'm from London, myself.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It was something like that.

I've been to London a few times, that city spit out the bum who lives with me.

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

I'm slowly getting the impression you don't wanna talk about it.

London's great, but that might jus' be me missing it. It's lovely in april.

London spits out a lotta bums. Give 'em a quarter for me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's hard to remember 2500 years back.

You two might get along, and I will.

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

...I am never going to get used to this place. Ever. That explains the white hair, though.

Well, then you'll have to point me in his direction. I'll guess he's the 'John' bloke you mentioned above?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It took me a week just to settle down a bit.

Yeah, that's him, self-raised Londonite.

Are you affiliated with the magic institution I keep hearing about?

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

It's good to know someone else was as confused as I am, mate.

That means he knows the special handshake, then.

If you mean Hogwarts, then yes, I was am employed by the headmaster there, yeah. No, that doesn't mean sold my soul to the devil or anything, thank you

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

The devil I knew doesn't barter that way. It's interesting how people don't show up here alone.

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

I don' know how the devil trades, but I guess I'll take your word for it.

It's jus' that I've heard people saying that're other weird things when they tell non-magic-types they're a witch.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You'd really like John then. It's no big deal to me, though I sort of quality as a non-magic-type.

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

Then this John's a Wizard? What's his last name, I might know him.

Call yourself a muggle if you like, but the 2500-year-old bit kind of kills that image.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Somewhat, probably should ask him yourself though.

I'm not... a muggle, whatever it means, I'm a nightmare.

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

Does he carry a wand around? That's usually the best way to figure out if someone uses magic.

And no matter how bad you are, I'm sure you're not a nightmare.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Mm, no he doesn't.

It's not about how bad I am, it's just what I am.

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

Then he probobly isn't a wizard, or least he's not my kinda wizard. In this place, who knows?

I think you have self esteem issues, mate.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I think you just need to meet me face to face.

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

...

And what, I'll find out that freaky icon you keep using is literal?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

As much, yes.

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

So, wait. You're telling me you've got teeth for eyes?!

How the hell do you see?!!

[changeisgood-4u.livejournal.com]

[OCC: Augh! Pretend that says 'two pence' or 'quid' or something, afterwards you can kill me for my fantastic fiscal error.]