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[teetheyes]

Frogs 0, Corinthian 242

I have frog legs in the tradition of Lyon if anyone's interested. Guarantee you I left the poisonous ones out of the batch.

Comments

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Silly cook, silly cook.

If you burn your fingers, I shall kiss them better and eat them slowly.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Let me know how your teeth fare after chewing glass.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Co~ri-darling...

...I'll always live.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

With or without your Maybelline?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Cori-darling, I should hope your hand fares well with work of polish. I want to look in it like a mirror and apply my Maybelline when it comes to John-John's coffin lid.

...hmmm. I wonder... would it count as open casket, or sentimental value if that were made of glass?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Rosiel, every day in every way your ugliness only guarantees he'll die handsome and old.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Cori-darling...

...I'd advise taking it as a man, but why not just dust it off, instead ?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

As soon as you find that Katan guy feel free to send him over with a feather duster then.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...how...thoughtful.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...Sanda-chan should have extracted more teeth out of you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Xulchibara should have made you wear off-white at the wedding.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...figures a thing like you never could getting over being dumped.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Seems like you got left at the altar.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Dead horse. Stop beating it when me heart's the one beating instead.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Now, now, dear. I'm merely looking out for your future, or convenient lack thereof.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

When did you get into the fortune telling bollocks?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Earns a coin, a pretty coin, and then Maester Charon says, Thank you.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

They gave up on the Dante approach, filled the Styx with concrete and made it a bloody overpass. Highway to friggin' Hell. The bugger can't drive as well as he could row from what I heard.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...fancy that.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Times change.

How about funding me cab fare to Satan's ringpiece from your little business, eh? You do tarot or tea leaves?

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

I don't pay the devil homage, but the other way around.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Does he swallow?