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[teetheyes]

A piece of glass to catch every facet He chooses not to touch. A black cauldron of blood and bile so His robes don’t stain.

Every day. Every night.

A machine.

Fear machine.

I see all the shadows, the roots of darkness, the cracks in the veneer. I wind the reels and get to see the whole damn show!

The Nightmare’s Cast List:

Afflicted Asshole
Barren / Blanks bad sources, please take me back CNN :(
Bastard Whelp
The Bride’s Shadow
Cheating Cunt
Dead Henry Townshend done deal!
Dog Meat
Doting Doormat
God’s Ugly Pleasure
Lonely Fucking Crone
MPD Patient you, where’s my man’s surprise?
Rapist #1
Rapist #2
The Red Death
The Time Bomb

Fearless on my fucking tongue.

Without me no one appreciates sleep. No one appreciates Him. I’m a necessity, the King on the other side of the border. You don’t want me but you’ll have to have me.

Yeah I’m good at what I do. It’s in my nature.

Comments

[wingedly.livejournal.com]

i'm afraid that no one will be consuming lyra's friend, sir—terribly sorry to disappoint. you would do well to stay as far away from the girl as possible. do not test my patience.

[ ooc: az may be heartbroken, but he can still pull out the righteous badass XD ]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Noble at least. Foolish at best.

[wingedly.livejournal.com]

unfortunate that you seem to underestimate my simple request.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I said nothing of attacking the little weasel. Don't jump the gun, cherub.

[wingedly.livejournal.com]

my kind request still stands, regardless.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Dutifully noted, although I think your time is best spent getting your little trouser snake to relax.

[saunturing-down.livejournal.com]

As I said before. Keep talking to either of them like that and I'll rip your heart out.

one, two, three, GONE

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered you think I have one.

[saunturing-down.livejournal.com]

Things can have hearts but they might not work.

Perhaps tearing out those teeth you call eyes might work. Let's just put this sssssssssimply, shall we?

Back. Off.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Relax, Cobra Commander. I haven't done a thing.

[saunturing-down.livejournal.com]

Yet. Conssssssider it a kind forwarning.

[wingedly.livejournal.com]

ah, i'm afraid that comment was horrifically uncalled for, my dear. please note that if you continue to speak in such a way about my colleague any longer, i cannot be held liable for kindly placing a cross up your rear end. do i make myself quite clear, as of yet?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No. Remiel was more fun than you.

[wingedly.livejournal.com]

tsk, tsk. you're not precisely well versed in entertaining guests are you, my dear?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

If only your golden tongue could apply to his iron rod.

[wingedly.livejournal.com]

hm. what an interesting prospect. unfortunately, i will have to decline your generous offer, my dear.

*private to The Corinthian//unhackable*

[saunturing-down.livejournal.com]

LAST. WARNING.

Keep it up and I will have no qualms tearing you limb from limb.

*private to Crowley//unhackable*

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You two are too easy.

*private to The Corinthian//unhackable*

[saunturing-down.livejournal.com]

Don't care.

Heed my warnings or regret it.

*private to Aziraphale//unhackable*

[saunturing-down.livejournal.com]

"Cross up your rear end"

I like that one.


[ooc: he's laughing. He actually does like that one.]

private to crowley;

[wingedly.livejournal.com]

it could very well be considered a good deed, if one were to speculate the last time he had come into contact with a cross, you know. though i'm pleased you liked it, dear.

[ ooc: ♥ >D and i apologize for az's cold-ness! he cares. really! ]

*private to Aziraphale//unhackable*

[saunturing-down.livejournal.com]

Mossssssssst definately a good deed. Can I watch?

[ooc: crowley's a tough boy, he can handle it. xD]

private to crowley;

[wingedly.livejournal.com]

apparently i'm meant to do more than that, it seems.

[ ooc: and. . az is mildly amused but more sickened than anything else by nightmare's last comment to him. XD ]

Re: private to crowley;

[saunturing-down.livejournal.com]

Ignore the assssshole. He'sssssss full of crap.

[ooc: CROWLEY TO THE RESCUE! >D]

private to crowley;

[wingedly.livejournal.com]

to be honest, i found it rather amusing, my dear.

[ ooc: LMAO, az is like "why? O____O" ]