Episode 13: that was no piccolo, that was my fife

There must be something about the orchestral quality of concert music that draws out the wartime comparisons. But let me give you the hard and dirty truth.

How do you know that you have a brass section at your door?
Nobody knows when to come in.

What do you call perfect pitch in an oboe?
In the dumpster, without hitting the side.

What's the similarity between a percussionist and a philosopher?
They both perceive time as an abstract concept.

You see a conductor and a violinist crossing the road. You can hit only one. Which do you hit?
The conductor; business before pleasure.

What do a singer and a terrorist have in common?
They both destroy the bridge.

( Visual Guide to the playlist for anyone born before 1939 )

Today's Playlist:
"I Shot the Sheriff" Bob Marley
"Where It's At" Beck
"Bullet with Butterfly Wings" Smashing Pumpkins
"Peaches" The Presidents of the United States of America
"Party Up (Up in Here)" DMX

( Radio Notes )