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I just wanna say I have a newfound repsect for women. You all rea beautiful creatures no man could ever do what you do for the humanf ucking race, and that's coming from me, a bastard fucking mimmortal. Im gay because i don't deserve your affections, that's the fuckingt ruth. I want to thank betty Bourbon, Veronica Vodka, an Jenna Jagermeister for this epihpany. Downing my last shot for you ladies!!!

I'm sleeping now, but John' nsoring like a damn 747. Can't fucking get up get it up, can't feel my new ring. Where'd that fucking coem from../?