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[teetheyes]

I'm tired but otherwise well. Miss me?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Try lysol, unfortunately it's been a week since I've had a chance to wash the sheets.

[jolly-old-hoom.livejournal.com]

We shall emulate the stoics in their approach to the plights of life: a stiff upper lip, determination, and... detergent.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I can do the laundry myself.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

The fuck is this, Cori.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Someone from the dreamscape. Ignore him, he can take care of himself.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

That explained the sudden spike in immortal wankery.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

He should be dead, he refused the boss' offer to be remade. Probably some kind of special retirement plan nobody's told me about.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Tell that to the fucker in my special cross.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Can he hear?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I hope he can. Feel free to have a word with him.

[jolly-old-hoom.livejournal.com]

Merely an ignoble soul with few remaining expectations, beyond a particular cuppa and the finer of Poe's novellas.

...pray, you wouldn't by all means happen to be this monumental scoundrel's newest - ah - object of interest...? Has he deprived you of either liberty, finances or honour...?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

I say more gains than loses, squire. Who the hell are you?

[jolly-old-hoom.livejournal.com]

Ah - apologies. It is to my utter disgrace that I perceive the Corinthian's flawed manners as utterly contagious.

I go by the name of Gilbert. Certainly, it is my duty - nay, privilege - to protect all victims of this vile animal. Has he... endeavoured in improper conduct? Offended your sensibilities? A-...abused you?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Vile animals prefer to congregate together.

I still have eyes, at that.

[jolly-old-hoom.livejournal.com]

At ease, maid John.

Befall not into despair.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Nurse, right now. The maid bit better suits ol' Cori.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Tit for tat, you get the bandaids I'll get the broom.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Think it's time for me to take your temperature.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

In that case we'll need a mop and bucket.

[jolly-old-hoom.livejournal.com]

...he is subjecting you to his monstruous theatrics?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

An' blimey I'm enjoying them!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You know I didn't mean to make you wet your pants in 1990 right?

[jolly-old-hoom.livejournal.com]

A tragic incident - a coup of fortune.

...in great semblance to your floors, no doubt. Corinthian, open thy door. I see cobwebs, man.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[jolly-old-hoom.livejournal.com]

...all right.