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[teetheyes]

Professor of Hole Ethics
T. Corinthian

Office Hours: now open out to lunch

Hole Ethics: Hole; from Old English hol "an opening through something" in my particular course we focus on the body. Ethics; from the Greek word ethikos "arising from habit." In Hole Ethics, we study the concept and attempt to take an analytical approach regarding the right, wrong, 'good' and 'evil', but ultimately the responsibility of holes.

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[glock30.livejournal.com]

Well that dates you. And, interesting, never thought they taught this kind of stuff.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's why I'm the professor, along with the educational background I've got years of hands on experience with the subject.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Now I'm sure I don't want to know.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Rest assured I'm a professional in the subject.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Well who could argue with a professional? Just as long as you don't come ethicing my holes.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

No worries, I demonstrate publically with my honorable assistant (http://silkcutremix.livejournal.com/) only, but I'm sure there are several other students willing to work with you.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Publicly? Aren't there laws against that?

Oh, really? And they would be...?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Law? I'm part of the Humanities Department, not the School of Law.

Well Greed comes to mind but I hear he's busy in the Physical Health Department.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You aren't helping humanity at all, you know.

Yeah, we've discussed comparing notes. Furthering the field of research and everything.

As a doctor myself, it's very important to get all necessary information, even if it involves these holes you like so much.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And in what particular field did you acquire your doctorate or medical license?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Cryogenics. I'm an expert.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

... You're not threatening to freeze my balls are you.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I did say I wanted revenge.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Better the ice approach instead of the fire one then.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

At least the ice can thaw. I'm being generous, since my mouth is still sore.

It's a nice little trade off, balanced and everything.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Remind me why you're in cryogenics and not ethics.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm more familiar with the first one. Ethics aren't my style.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

But you've got a sense of responsibility towards your holes I hope.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

The best sense. My holes are completely my concern. I'm very responsible when it comes to them.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's a good girl, or rather, good lady.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Dad. With praise like that how can I do anything but aim to please?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

And spread your learnings, don't forget that.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

What kind of expert would I be if I didn't spread the good word?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

A really greedy one.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I never said I wasn't greedy, though. This is just information that needs to be shared.