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[teetheyes]

That cat bastard took off with a turkey, the little fucker. Guess we're making due with what you bring, Faye. I can still whip up stuffing and pie. Pumpkin or pecan?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's my job, really.

What's that?

[singingguardian.livejournal.com]

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You appear to be fond of one head with fixed eyes. That would be a limiting arrangement in regards to sight I would imagine but far be it for me to question one who sees through their teeth.

Who is this "boss" of yours.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Call it a personal attachment to this form.

That'd be Lord Dream of the Endless, the man who created me. I imagine he's been through your pantheon before.

[singingguardian.livejournal.com]

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... Gilemechunee'akahe. The Lank One With The Stars In His Eyes, Black Dream Stalker. I am familiar with him. He is rooted deeper in our culture than you are for he has been for as long as we have existed and were aware. You must be a recent creation for you are but a cult figure of a thousand years or so in our circle and a few others, for they share the delusion of wisdom from eye consumption as well.

Is audience possible with The Lank One, Farther-Behind Corinthian?

((OOC: Yes, that is a title of respect. D% Gaad considers Dream Hindmost to her.))

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Black Dream Stalker...?

If by recent you mean a good two and a half thousand years yeah that applies.

I can ask our Lord for you, what's your concern?

[singingguardian.livejournal.com]

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He is not black? Our records claim he is black, but recently our spirituality has been on the decline.

... Our measure of time is different, the translator did not quite adjust that to my standard:

A little over a thousand or so for us, two and a half for you. If I am correct, we have a longer year. This explains why my [winter] coat has yet to come in. Rrrrr...

Understand, Farther-Behind, that had I died recently yet I still live. I dream about my death almost every night, again and again. My beliefs cannot calm me for it was an honorable way to go, for my people and my Hindmost, but it is to where I cannot sleep. Seldom one has the opportunity to beg for relief from these terrible nightmares and I am an opportunist. I would forever be in your debt for a restful night's sleep.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I understand your case now. I'll let our Lord know you seek audience with him for this matter. He'll probably take a liking to you, you remind me of the hippogriff.

[singingguardian.livejournal.com]

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I do not quite understand but I feel this is a good sign nonetheless. You have my gratitude, Farther-Behind, and it does not come easy.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't sweat it, Guardian.