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[teetheyes]

//written in handsome cursive//

This is like karma right? All the liquor's turned to wines and absinthe, not that I mind, but I preferred my god damned own drinks! Fuck. There's no power and I have long hair again, there's a reason I cut it short 100 fucking years ago. I look like the bastard child of Father Winter and some jobless hippie. On top of that bullshit...

I went down to the garage this morning to check on Delilah. The City could do something like this to me, but not her, she's innocent.



Isn't she handsome? Now she wants fucking carrots and oats.



Do not laugh if we cross paths today. I won't be held responsible if her throttle kicks you in the damned face.

Comments

[gunofdis.livejournal.com]

Oh, I won't laugh. Look at the bright side. At least she wasn't turned into a wooden model, like my Dis Astranagun. A 22.3 meters tall childs toy! *sigh*

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Just watch out for termites then.

[rubyred-sight.livejournal.com]

Poor Delilah! Must've been scary waking up like that D:!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm more concerned about if she'll turn back.

[rubyred-sight.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she will! It's a curse :D!

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

How much horse power does she have?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha.

How's your head dress.

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you got me.

... Interesting glasses though.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It's a big fucking laugh, isn't it.

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm just teasing.

I'm afraid to look in my cigar box and find those missing too.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Well, my balisong turned into a pig sticker. So don't look.

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

... Wanna go drink? Like jolly, ole' Englishmen, wot.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

..... What about Englishmen?

[pineapple-pimp.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I was making fun of the clothes.

[last-thessaliad.livejournal.com]

How attached we have become to modern fashions.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I like feeding my ride gasoline, not grass.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Shit, that's really fuckin weird cause I would have thought a bike would turn into a bicycle.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fucking weird is right, but it is from the city, for all I know it was a mare before it was ever a bike.