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[teetheyes]

Motherfucker I didn't do shit to piss anyone off. I don't talk about women like that, not in public anyway. Fuck this and fuck the city. Kantarou I swear you'll pay for this long and hard, I don't care if misery loves fucking company. You better wish you die from some fucking cramps before I get to you. Fuck I hate this, it isn't fair. I'll fucking kill you. I need my smokes.

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[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Yare-yare - no anger allowed!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Go away. I want to be alone.

I'm not ready to be a father.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Too bad. I'm smoking the fucker out first.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

But I can show you how to knit your trousseau...!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck the smell.... I think I'm gonna be sick.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

... Cori?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Shit I hate this. I'm going to bed. Don't fucking steal the covers, old man.

[astheravenflies.livejournal.com]

//Voice Reply\\

You...Dick.

*awk*

You can have that little red-eyed shit's eyes, but I want his hair...

In fact...your hair looks nice. Add a nice touch of color...

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Hmm, exhibiting some familiar signs of pregnancy like the rest of the men around here?

[rubyred-sight.livejournal.com]

Not my eyes! D:

[rubyred-sight.livejournal.com]

What did I do? D: It wasn't meeeee! Don't killll meee D:!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fucking deal. His eyes are mine, but you keep the hell away from my hair.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do you have any advice? I dropped my fucking guts off in the porcelain bowl and I think I'm getting... hot flashes?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I thought on this for a long long time and realized killing you just isn't worth it. Killing anyone is just a waste of time in general. I can't believe I've been wrong for all these years. What have I been doing with my life but hurting people and denying them their right to live as they will? I'm going to put my knife down and start fresh you know what I mean?

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Do I seem like the child-bearing type to you? I haven't dealt with pregnancy since I was born.

I don't know. Treat it like the worst drunken hang over ever? Keep a bucket by your bed and the window open or something.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I didn't mean to imply anything. Did I upset you? I just feel like the biggest shit in the world. I think... I think I'm gonna cry.

[rubyred-sight.livejournal.com]

....Ne, Cori-chan... Are those teeth in your eyes?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Umm... no. You didn't upset me.

Oh, for god's sake. And here I was thinking this curse was going to be amusing.

Just... you know, calm down. No reason to cry over anything.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? I don't want to offend you, and that has nothing to do with you being a woman or anything. I mean I think we're friends, right?

((OOC: cue Vincent Price laugh!))

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yes. I had to brush them this morning.

[rubyred-sight.livejournal.com]

Eew. So they rot too! Do they make kissy kissy sounds?

....ugh. I don't feel good D:

[glock30.livejournal.com]

Positive. Believe me, it would take a lot more than that little comment to upset me.

Friends... yeah, of course we are.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's good, I'm feeling better already. Thank you, Faye.