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[teetheyes]

[Click click.]

[Crackling static.]

[Cryptic and distorted voice.]



HeLlO. I wAnT tO pLaY a GaMe.

Aw I'm just bullshitting you! Leave a fucking message.

[BEEP.]

LABEL MESSAGES AS TEXT, TXT MSG, OR AUDIO. EVERYTHING IS PRIVATE, NO PARTY LINES.
Also a shameless excuse to thread when there are no new entries.

Comments

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[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Games, is that the way of it ~ ?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Hello? You're shit out of luck, I'm booked till New Years.

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[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Thank El Above then that Christmas is dedicated to divine service.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do you always suck this hard? No wonder God's a woman these days.

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[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

I hate you, you disgusting shell of -

- cling - cling - cling - DISCONNECTED - cliiiiiing -

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[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Cori! Your message is scaring people!

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Oh. HEY BLUE.

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[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

I'm out shopping, do we have ingredients for waffles? And a strawberry-raspberry sauce?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You too?

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[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Claire convinced me.

Please?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Okay okay.

We have batter. No fruity sauce though.

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[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Okay! What do we need?

[There's the sound of a crash - then Blue muttering sorry]

I got distracted by the Hershey's display.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Silence while Blue crashes about. Clumsy boy is clumsy.]

You'll want to go find the--

[LIST OF THINGS ONLY A GOOD CHEF WOULD ASK FOR.]

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[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Okay.

And can you do it - Naked Chef?

I need to get out of this supermarket. The book section is creeping me out.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Yeah I can do it. Whose party is it this time?

That's Jamie Oliver, keep walking.

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[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

My own private one?

[Sound of the checkout machine]

You and me and lots of raspberries?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Ahem, sexy tone.]

Well that sounds like lots of fun.

Count me in.

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[therippling.livejournal.com]

[beep... beep... crash stfu she hates this technology shit]

Coooooriiiiinnnnthiiiiaaaaaaan.

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[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[Beeping....beeping....]

...I'm buying floss.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[Wtf. Staring at phone. Then scary voice.]

Do you like scary movies?

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Thanks for thinking of me.

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[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

You don't have to thank me.

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[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I'll see you soon then?

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[playstheblues.livejournal.com]

[Beep....beep...]

Oh! I almost forgot!