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[teetheyes]

Bowling = Not a sport.

Mini-Golf = Not a sport.

I'm proud to fucking race.

PS. Lee should judge. I'll set the stage up.

Comments

[harbingerofboom.livejournal.com]

You can't compare. Racing is in a league of its own.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm fucking talking about.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Rose can't have him. Besides, he says he's busy.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hope he isn't busy on the green.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

He didn't say.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Nowhere at all is better than putting.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Putting takes skill. Unlike turning left every five seconds.

[harbingerofboom.livejournal.com]

Mini golf? That's a joke right?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me, ask Foster.

[harbingerofboom.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that you could catch on fire or die golfing.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You don't have much in Canada do you?

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Because catching fire and dying is an awesome skill.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Leah would kick your ass sideways.

[taejotogokhan.livejournal.com]

What do you race?

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

....oh Christ.

[harbingerofboom.livejournal.com]

Any chimp, with keys can drive. It takes real skill to drive at three hundred plus miles per hour three hundred odd times around a track without catching fire or dying.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

A Ducati motorcycle.

[nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com]

They seem to be legitimate if you ask me. There is a matter of skill necessary, points, competition.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Evening.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Would you trade a ship for a ball, some pins, and an alley?

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

No it takes skill to hang out the window and fire runes at demons at three hundred plus miles per hour without dying. Going the wrong way through a Tim Horten's driveway, too.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Who?

[harbingerofboom.livejournal.com]

If that's what you call mini golf maybe you should think up a new name.

[killerdimples.livejournal.com]

Hey.

So what's this contest, now?

By the way, putt-putt is more like a hobby than a sport, don't you think?

[taejotogokhan.livejournal.com]

That's an antique.