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[teetheyes]

Don't mention any of this to me if you value your life.

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[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

You're back.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I didn't mention it?

[Welcome to the world of SPAM]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I am.

[And as soon as he removes his jacket, the wounds are revealed: three shallow gashes in his shoulder, scratch marks around his right wrist, and a piece of flesh missing between his right middle and ring fingers.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I can always count on you.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

I'm just oh, so reliable.

Everything alright?

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

Ah, but youth is so refreshing~!

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

Sorry about havin to stop talkin to you yesterday.....it's cause of you sayin when first met me about findin my eyes attractive or something like that and I've never been able to tell which way you meant it but yesterday I was sure as shit would have been fuckin 'delicious'.

[Spamusement!]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Re: [Welcome to the world of SPAM]

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

What have you been up to.

[he's slow to approach, questions first, gratuitous mancuddles later]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Trouble. They'll heal in time.

[A reference to his wounds, then he reveals the treasure in his jacket pocket, the single red eye.]

This fucker took a shot at Leeloo.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Right as rain, sweetheart.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Not when you're as old as I am.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I remember. It's nothing, Jan. How're you and your brother these days.

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You're lying.

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Motive?

[he's off to get a damp towel]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Vampire.

[He puts the eye in a jar, joining the exorcist's set, then sits at the kitchen table.]

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It can't be sunshine all the time.

[sans-dimension.livejournal.com]

Then shall we drink to age, as opposed to youth?

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Lot of those around as of late.

[Dabs the nightmare's wounds]

Werewolves, vampires, demons, fuck, it's a regular plague of supernatural shite, innit?

[glock30.livejournal.com]

You don't have to tell me all about it if you're feeling down in the dumps. Just promise me whatever this is isn't going to give me shitty dreams for a week.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Sure, that'd work.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

You can't fault this shithole for diversity.

[He peels his stained shirt off too, his right hand particularly marred.]

The son of a bitch bit me.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It won't but you might not want to let anyone know you associate with me.