teetheyes: (Cori - rides this pretty lady)
teetheyes ([personal profile] teetheyes) wrote2007-06-03 11:40 am

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[Voice Post: A smokey contralto.]

I’ll tell you one thing, it ain’t easy being a working girl. I’ve been around the block more than you can fucking imagine making ends meet. Don’t get me wrong, the boy treats me like a queen and if he can’t fix it (rarely), he takes me to the shop for a tune up. But these streets ain’t kindly, not even to a lady. My tread’s wearing thinner and thinner each day.

Some Virginia Slims would help, better than a pack of Mild Seven or Silk Cut anytime. Sure the blonde one’s got good taste in women, I just can’t say the same for his taste in cigarettes. The smoke’d make the time go by faster. I’ve seen a lot of things, you know, a lot of things, good and bad. We go from the sunshine of the topside to the visceral underbelly of the shadows, but I don’t kiss and tell. Just believe me when I say those two have more sides than a fucking Nighthawk. I trust them, that doesn’t mean you should too.

I know what you’re thinking, why the hell should you care what Delilah has to say? Do as she’s told, that’s what she’s built for, no more no less. You can spout that to me till you’re damned blue in the face. Here’s why you should listen, and it’s the most important part of it all: I’m the only girl Cori’s ever ridden, and he keeps coming back for more.

Beat that, honey.

[identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com 2007-06-03 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, bite me.

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Trouble in paradisio, angel?

[identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
No offers to take me to the seventh layer, moaning and panting on the house? Whose vehicle are you, again?

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm an independent woman, you could stand to envy some of that.

[identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
And bananas. Smash'em, make a cocktail.

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Got any feathers to spare, baby doll?

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right, I hope your day is treating you well.

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
New tires, now there's a luxury. Conditioned the interior too?

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
A good feeling inside out, and they say there aren't any gentlemen left.

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Unless you're talking about my Corinthian.

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
If I could suggest a race I would, but I'll concede to that agreement honey.

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
How about it then? Just you and me, four wheels against two.

[ooc: With who to drive her, asks I!]

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well then you've got yourself a competition!

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
This is why I shouldn't neglect the damn network for a day. What the hell's going on.

[voice reply]

[identity profile] saunturing-down.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I think the girls are itching for a race. Am I interpreting this right, Bently?



Hn~ Well, I'd be for it. How about you, Nightmare?

Re: [voice reply]

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I can do with an evening excursion. Anything that makes the lady happy.

[sound of a purring engine in the background]

[voice reply]

[identity profile] saunturing-down.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. A race then. What's the track, ladies?

Re: [voice reply]

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
One circle around the city proper. No shortcuts around the apartment buildings.

Sounds fair to me.

[voice reply]

[identity profile] saunturing-down.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 06:15 am (UTC)(link)

When should we meet and where?

Re: [voice reply]

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Behind Building #1 of course. Now, before it strikes midnight.

[voice reply]

[identity profile] saunturing-down.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm there.




[identity profile] venomouselle.livejournal.com 2007-06-03 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So Cori has been cheating on me...

Ride, Sally, ride.

[identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com 2007-06-04 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Who did you think you were, competition?