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[teetheyes]

All right you little shits. You don't fuck with a man's equipment toys ugh I'm apologizing in advance if one of these sons of bitches manages to handcuff you ladies (and gents).


Figure out what this is, maybe you'll have the sense to run when you see me.



If you even see me.

Comments

[konned.livejournal.com]

But they were... shiny!! And useful!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

YOU LITTLE CREEP YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T GET MY HANDS ON YOU.

[konned.livejournal.com]

WAAH~!!

[thrifty-shadow.livejournal.com]

That's a sniper, isn't it?

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

They're irritating, but harmless.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

...one landed on my claw.

And another. And another three.

Oh oooops.

Gravity.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Correct. It's beautiful. Works well too.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

They harmless now.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Sniping's cleaner.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

XD

Nope. They stay that way. You're not just picking them all off, are you?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I was. I took two out but I quickly learned they're working in teams; the claws grabbing me from behind weren't John's.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

TMI, Cori. T. M. I.

You don't have the right equipment to keep them too interested for long.

[thrifty-shadow.livejournal.com]

Very interesting. If I may ask, whose brain are you intending to blow with that?

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

It was on the roof, I had jeans on, don't let your imagination run that far.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I was trying to take out those little lion shits but they just burst into stuffing and keep coming back for more.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

It didn't!

I swear, I was just commenting! XD

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Right.

Looks like you survived your date too.

[timebreaks.livejournal.com]

zuKin! ZUkiN!

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

XD

OK, I did. So sue me.

Yep. Nothing but dinner, like I said.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Evening, Lady Del. Your unbrother and your sister have been looking for you.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I hope he picked up the tab. No flowers or candy?

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

Girls like me don't usually do the whole 'candy and flowers' thing. It's not the same after centuries of it.

He did.

[timebreaks.livejournal.com]

i gOT sO veRY LosTEd buT noW i'M fOundEd by Me!

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

First date's still a first date. They make lasting impressions.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

True enough.

I think we'll be talking again, though.

[thrifty-shadow.livejournal.com]

A more conventional way may work better. You should think about burning them.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Do they burst into flames right away or would I be dealing with something trying to grab me while it's on fire.

[thrifty-shadow.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, douse them in gasoline first to slow them down and then burn them.

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Maybe we have to get back into burning at the stake.

[thrifty-shadow.livejournal.com]

That's actually an interesting idea. I pity the souls inside these things, though. Curse-induced.