teetheyes | (no subject)

(no subject)

Shit, now we'll never hear the fucking end of Sparta or Rome or Legoland or wherever the hell he comes from.

This should have been the formula tonight.

NOT THIS.

I BLAME YOU.
(You're a bad kisser too.)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You're pissed off...because you can't melt the cheese that you were chasing down a hill...? []

~~Johnny really, really should look into some sort of martial arts or some shit. He'll kill himself falling like an oaf.~~

IT WAS GOING TO BE THE MOST ECSTATIC FONDUE YOU'D EVER TASTE.

Cori, babycakes, you can get cheese and then make it the most ecstatic fondue ever tasted.

~~I'm almost curious. I've never been in any sort of ecstacy from cheese.~~

There's a difference between Double Gloucester, Brie, Camembert, and plain old cheddar.

Oh I believe you. Not all of em taste very nice with ground beef.

Are you sure none of the above, well save for good ol' cheddar, are here?

It's the principle of the matter!

Didn't think you were this competitive.

Why don't you just go and get the damn cheese from the Trojan man. Seeing as you are the cooking pro, it would be in better hands.

Already working on that.

That's my boy.

Gonna let me have some passion de fromage?

After I work out the cut between me and my accomplice.

This is getting better and better.

Johnny resting his busted head?

Busted head and busted leg. I think this surprise will cheer him up.

Leg too? I suppose I can understand your need to get it now.

Still, running after it in the first place... Who's idea was that?

Take a wild British guess.

Bullshit, he really--?

What a dumbass!

Yeah well, he's English.

You say it like it's an excuse.

Anything that makes perfect sense.

This is all blackmail material of some sort.

"Remember that one time you were hopped up on coffee and decided it'd be a good idea to go chase some cheese?"

So are you at John's little petting party too?

For now. I'm just here for the booze. I don't plan on staying long. I gotta keep a low profile for a few days.

Make sure he behaves himself.

Did an old face show up?

He's got big balls but big enough to act up with me around? I find it doubtful he'll be a bad boy.

Why yes, actually. We're going to have a reunion very soon.

Oh yeah he'd drop his pants in front of Tony Blair.

Guns or knives?

I'd drop my pants in front of Tony Blair given the chance, the man has appeal. ...I see your point.

Yes. Both. It's going to be wonderful.